*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry
How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
This is Lady Peanut. She likes to sit by me when I get out the ukulele
Way to be rude as shit.
Yeah, I’ve got a boyfriend I’m excited about as well, but you don’t see me sucking face with him while hanging out with friends. The occasional half-a-second-smooch is whatever, but literally climbing on top of him and making out for five minutes while I’m sitting two feet from you? Get a fucking clue. It’s fucking awkward as shit for anyone else in the room.
It’s called common decency. Get some of it. Assholes.